Views from the lifeguard stand

Lifeguards see a lot while sitting up in the stand. There's the other lifeguard sitting across from me (looking just as bored as I am), people sunbathing (even though the wind chill makes it feel like its below 50), random tennis balls that come flying over the bleachers from the courts every other minute, and of course, lap swimmers who look like they might drown at any moment.